Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
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Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
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dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
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