you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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