It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
Randomize
