Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
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No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
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I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
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