wat bout pragnant strippers??
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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