They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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