Plan B is the new Plan A
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
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Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
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Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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