With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
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