so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Mom said you looked used
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
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...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
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Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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