Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
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I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
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I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
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