I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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