drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
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I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
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HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
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