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(850): View more from Florida

It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?

(651): View more from Minnesota

That's yours. We cut you off.

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(270): View more from Kentucky

We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".

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(510): View more from California

Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands

(1-510): View more from California

Tgat was the small dick alert

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(919): View more from North Carolina

I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?

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(502): View more from Kentucky

Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!

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(217): View more from Illinois

i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet

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(360): View more from Washington

The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off

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