Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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