people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
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Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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