I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
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They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
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We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
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Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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