Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
the room spins SO much faster in panama
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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