Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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