She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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