You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
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I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
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If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
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