Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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