small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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