the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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