i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
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