He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
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