HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
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No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
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She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
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