You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
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i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
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Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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