U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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