Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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