I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
Randomize
