I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
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Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
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sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
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