these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
Just realized our kids will one day call us old because we were around when texting came about. I'm sad.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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