im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
I'm experimenting with sincerity
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