she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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