We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
I think i got beer on your cat.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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