we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
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