if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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