HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
This is the prime rib incident all over again
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
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