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  I'm laying in your front yard are you home

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!

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  drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm

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• (765): View more from Indiana

  I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.

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• (845): View more from New York

  This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.

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• (856): View more from New Jersey

  I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.

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• (828): View more from North Carolina

  I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.

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• (760): View more from California

  Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.

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• (906): View more from Michigan

  She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.

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• (315): View more from New York

  Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...

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• (785): View more from Kansas

  There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.

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• (714): View more from California

  We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.

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