The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
These People Are So Awkward You’ll Get Embarrassed
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
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I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.