I think I just saw someone hide a body.
Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
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Going to get a "plan B"urrito
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
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I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
They have beer where we have blood.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
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