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  the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.

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• (229): View more from Georgia

  New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?

  (774): View more from Massachusetts

  Someone just got laid.

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.

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• (954): View more from Florida

  it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.

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• (530): View more from California

  Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts

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• (316): View more from Kansas

  This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.

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• (631): View more from New York

  I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.

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• (262): View more from Wisconsin

  You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!

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• (315): View more from New York

  I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way

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• (312): View more from Illinois

  Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?

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