Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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