You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
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If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
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I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
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