so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
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i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
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He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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