We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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