but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
Come see our sink grown plant.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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