I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
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