Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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