I want to stick my p in your. b.
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
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he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
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I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
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