Im at strip club and am horny
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
I'm at about main and main street
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
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