No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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