These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
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He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
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Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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