I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
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I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
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Holy sore nipples Batman
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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