I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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