Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
I came so hard my ears popped.
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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