last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
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